Who needs women

I'm enjoying a beer at Sloppy Joes in Key West and this guy comes up beside me and orders 2 shots of whiskey. He drinks one and pours the other on his hand. He does this 3 times.

I finally ask him what he's doing and he says: "I'm getting my girlfriend drunk"

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